{"product_id":"omelette-du-fromage","title":"Omelette Du Fromage - Releases 06\/05\/26","description":"\u003cp\u003eThis one is inspired by Annies favorite show as a kid, Dexter’s Laboratory. The show follows Dexter, a child genius, and his secret science experiments in a cartoonishly large lab hidden in his family’s home. Many times he has no choice but to save the world while his sister annoys him (and accidentally helps).\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e Annie’s all time favorite episode has dexter try to learn french by listening to a language learning tale while he sleeps, but it gets stuck playing the phrase “Omelette Du Frommage” (cheese omelette) over and over again. When he wakes up, it’s the only thing he is able to say all day. Hilarity ensues.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis cheesy, yellow omelette jelly has orange and gold holographic microflakes and UCC multichrome flakes that shift gold\/orange\/pink. Delicious. \u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThis franch nail polish comes in a 15 ml (.5 fl oz) bottle with a paddle brush. \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Apocalypse Polish","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":52231600701714,"sku":null,"price":14.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0885\/0836\/7122\/files\/E14CAB27-79BD-47C4-A61E-A92DACB47095.jpg?v=1780200034","url":"https:\/\/apocalypsepolish.com\/products\/omelette-du-fromage","provider":"Apocalypse Polish","version":"1.0","type":"link"}