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We captured that feeling here in this scent  \u003cspan\u003escent.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis cuticle oil smells like a bowl of fruit loops on a saturday morning and no responsibilities. \u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe nail polish featured here is \"Up, Up and Away!\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eOur cuticle oils come in a 10 ml \u003cstrong\u003eglass\u003c\/strong\u003e tube, with a stainless steel roller ball. Each cuticle oil has the base ingredients of almond oil, jojoba oil, and other additional oils and additives (such as vitamin E) that make your nails healthy, hydrated and conditioned. We offer a variety of scents, sometimes delicious, sometimes strange, always apocalyptic. \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eTo apply, simply roll the cuticle oil onto the cuticles of each nail when your nail polish is completely dry, and rub in. Stronger scents will fade slower than lighter scents. Apply cuticle oil 4x a day for the best results in your nail care. \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eSpot test cuticle oil on your inner wrist to check for irritation before use. Cease use immediately if any irritation occurs at any time\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Apocalypse Polish","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":52231536247058,"sku":null,"price":11.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0885\/0836\/7122\/files\/PhotoMay192026_25742PM.jpg?v=1779926323"},{"product_id":"aye-aye-captain-cuticle-oil-releases-06-05-26-copy","title":"Aye Aye Captain! Cuticle Oil - Releases 06\/05\/26","description":"\u003cp\u003eWould the 90’s and early 2000’s be complete without spongebob? I THINK NOT. Feed your pet snail, climb aboard the flying dutchman and come have an adventure.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis cuticle oil smells like a tropical oasis, sea breeze, salt water and general pirate-y goodness. Are ya ready kids?\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe nail polish featured here is \"Fairly Odd\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eOur cuticle oils come in a 10 ml \u003cstrong\u003eglass\u003c\/strong\u003e tube, with a stainless steel roller ball. Each cuticle oil has the base ingredients of almond oil, jojoba oil, and other additional oils and additives (such as vitamin E) that make your nails healthy, hydrated and conditioned. We offer a variety of scents, sometimes delicious, sometimes strange, always apocalyptic. \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eTo apply, simply roll the cuticle oil onto the cuticles of each nail when your nail polish is completely dry, and rub in. Stronger scents will fade slower than lighter scents. Apply cuticle oil 4x a day for the best results in your nail care. \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eSpot test cuticle oil on your inner wrist to check for irritation before use. Cease use immediately if any irritation occurs at any time\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Apocalypse Polish","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":52231537197330,"sku":null,"price":11.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0885\/0836\/7122\/files\/PhotoMay212026_24357PM.jpg?v=1779926263"},{"product_id":"mom-dad-cuticle-oil-releases-06-05-26","title":"Mom \u0026 Dad Cuticle Oil - Releases 06\/05\/26","description":"\u003cp\u003eWhen watching 90’s kids cartoons, the parents were either MIA or if they existed they were often just a voice off screen, or only seen from the waist down (like on cow and chicken). We thought it was only fair that they got their moment to be represented.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e\u003cbr\u003eInspired by the classic adult breakfast : coffee. This cuticle oil smells strongly of freshly brewed coffee and with a warm undertone of hazelnut and rum.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003eThe nail polish featured in these photos is \"Courage\".\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eOur cuticle oils come in a 10 ml \u003cstrong\u003eglass\u003c\/strong\u003e tube, with a stainless steel roller ball. Each cuticle oil has the base ingredients of almond oil, jojoba oil, and other additional oils and additives (such as vitamin E) that make your nails healthy, hydrated and conditioned. We offer a variety of scents, sometimes delicious, sometimes strange, always apocalyptic. \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eTo apply, simply roll the cuticle oil onto the cuticles of each nail when your nail polish is completely dry, and rub in. Stronger scents will fade slower than lighter scents. Apply cuticle oil 4x a day for the best results in your nail care. \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eSpot test cuticle oil on your inner wrist to check for irritation before use. Cease use immediately if any irritation occurs at any time\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Apocalypse Polish","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":52231541031186,"sku":null,"price":11.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0885\/0836\/7122\/files\/Photo_May_26_2026_3_38_42_PM_1b0f5c6f-fb73-4d03-97e6-babbb4f8249e.jpg?v=1779926186"},{"product_id":"breakfast-first-cuticle-oil-bundle","title":"Breakfast First Cuticle Oil Bundle - Releases 06\/05\/26","description":"\u003cp\u003eThis is a set of three 10 ML sized cuticle oil roller balls in cartoon-themed scents, with a 15 percent discount for bundling.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eYou will receive the following scents:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eAye, Aye, Captain!\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eBottom Of The Cereal Bowl\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eMom And Dad\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003estainless steel roller ball. Each cuticle oil has the base ingredients of almond oil, jojoba oil, and other additional oils and additives (such as vitamin E) that make your nails healthy, hydrated and conditioned. We offer a variety of scents, sometimes delicious, sometimes strange, always apocalyptic.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eTo apply, simply roll the cuticle oil onto the cuticles of each nail when your nail polish is completely dry, and rub in. Stronger scents will fade slower than lighter scents. Apply cuticle oil 4x a day for the best results in your nail care. \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eSpot test cuticle oil on your inner wrist to check for irritation before use. Cease use immediately if any irritation occurs at any time.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Apocalypse Polish","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":52231549583634,"sku":null,"price":25.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0885\/0836\/7122\/files\/B6F8D2CC-7BDA-45CF-864D-8AF02EE17C2B.jpg?v=1780195901"},{"product_id":"omelette-du-fromage","title":"Omelette Du Fromage - Releases 06\/05\/26","description":"\u003cp\u003eThis one is inspired by Annies favorite show as a kid, Dexter’s Laboratory. The show follows Dexter, a child genius, and his secret science experiments in a cartoonishly large lab hidden in his family’s home. Many times he has no choice but to save the world while his sister annoys him (and accidentally helps).\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e Annie’s all time favorite episode has dexter try to learn french by listening to a language learning tale while he sleeps, but it gets stuck playing the phrase “Omelette Du Frommage” (cheese omelette) over and over again. When he wakes up, it’s the only thing he is able to say all day. Hilarity ensues.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis cheesy, yellow omelette jelly has orange and gold holographic microflakes and UCC multichrome flakes that shift gold\/orange\/pink. Delicious. \u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThis franch nail polish comes in a 15 ml (.5 fl oz) bottle with a paddle brush. \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Apocalypse Polish","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":52231600701714,"sku":null,"price":14.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0885\/0836\/7122\/files\/E14CAB27-79BD-47C4-A61E-A92DACB47095.jpg?v=1780200034"},{"product_id":"call-me-beep-me","title":"Call Me Beep Me - Releases 06\/05\/26","description":"\u003cp\u003eThis shade is inspired by Shego from Kim Possible. This evil (?) character is the origin of Annie’s love of green.  Is there anything so spectacular as green and black together? Maybe only if there was a shift to purple….”Call Me Beep Me” is the opening theme song, a classic part of the show and is Andy’s ringtone to this day. \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis black jelly has green and violet holographic glitter flakes and UCC multichrome flakes that shift green\/blue\/violet. Call me, beep me, wear me and repeat me. \u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis catchy \u003cspan\u003enail polish comes in a 15 ml (.5 fl oz) bottle with a paddle brush. \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Apocalypse Polish","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":52231600767250,"sku":null,"price":14.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0885\/0836\/7122\/files\/IMG_0049.jpg?v=1779925410"},{"product_id":"courage","title":"Courage (thermal) (GITD) - Releases 06\/05\/26","description":"\u003cp style=\"mso-margin-top-alt: auto; mso-margin-bottom-alt: auto; line-height: normal;\" class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e Have you seen Courage The Cowardly Dog? It isn’t for the faint of heart. How this was ever considered a show for kids is a mystery to us. This was the first horror show that either of us was exposed to and it opened up a can of nightmares and creativity for years to come.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"mso-margin-top-alt: auto; mso-margin-bottom-alt: auto; line-height: normal;\" class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"mso-margin-top-alt: auto; mso-margin-bottom-alt: auto; line-height: normal;\" class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003eThis thermal shifts from lavender (warm) to a deep violet (cold), and is loaded up with a multitude of iridescent and multichrome flakes that shift blue\/violet\/pink and pink\/orange\/gold and sprinklings of pink\/purple reflective glitter. To capture the spookiness of the show, this also glows in the dark a ghostly blue-violet (must be charged with a uv flashlight first). This one will pull more warm or cool toned purple depending on your personal undertone and lighting.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"mso-margin-top-alt: auto; mso-margin-bottom-alt: auto; line-height: normal;\" class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003eThis scaredy-dog nail polish nail\u003cspan\u003e polish comes in a 15 ml (.5 fl oz) bottle with a paddle brush. \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"mso-margin-top-alt: auto; mso-margin-bottom-alt: auto; line-height: normal;\" class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eA Note About Thermals:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThermals are a type of nail polish that shifts between multiple shades. The pigment works by shifting colors using heat, and over time, that pigment stops being as effective. Thermals have a recommended shelf life of 6 months before they stop transitioning and will become one of the colors permanently. To ensure the longest possible shelf life, store thermals in a cool dark place, and avoid placing the bottles near direct sunlight.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eTo best extend the life of thermals, Apocalypse Polish makes thermals when  you place your order\u003c\/strong\u003e, so please allow an additional week for processing (a total of 21 days until your order ships).\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Apocalypse Polish","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":52231601062162,"sku":null,"price":14.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0885\/0836\/7122\/files\/20260525_202609_b5b682d5-53be-4ae6-94d0-a0541c75a9c7.jpg?v=1780168787"},{"product_id":"fairly-odd","title":"Fairly Odd - Releases 06\/05\/26","description":"\u003cp\u003eInspired by one of the classics 90s kids shows, The Fairly Odd Parents. Another show that was for children but dear god was it not. If you’ve never seen it, go watch \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/youtu.be\/4irdw_qgwqc?si=aseb_4y4oa6y86lv\" target=\"_blank\" title=\"https:\/\/youtu.be\/4IRdw_Qgwqc?si=ASeB_4y4oa6Y86Lv\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\"\u003ethis video\u003c\/a\u003e and enjoy the nightmares.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e https:\/\/youtu.be\/4IRdw_Qgwqc?si=ASeB_4y4oa6Y86Lv\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis zesty green jelly has large particle multichrome shimmer that shifts from orange to green and chartreuse reflective glitter. \u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis fairly odd \u003cspan\u003enail polish comes in a 15 ml (.5 fl oz) bottle with a paddle brush. \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Apocalypse Polish","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":52231601094930,"sku":null,"price":14.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0885\/0836\/7122\/files\/Photo_May_21_2026_2_39_45_PM.jpg?v=1779924249"},{"product_id":"time-to-take-over-the-world","title":"Time To Take Over The World - Releases 06\/05\/26","description":"\u003cp\u003eInspired by Pinky and the Brain. In every episode, the Brain says they are going to take over the world. And I have to say, I think it might be time to do just that.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eTime To Take Over The World is an eye-seeringly pink neon jelly with a dash of blue shimmer and far too many large blue\/violet ghost flakes. Feel like a supervillain bent on world domination in this powerhouse shade. It’s time. Lets take over the world. \u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis world-domination \u003cspan\u003enail polish comes in a 15 ml (.5 fl oz) bottle with a paddle brush\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Apocalypse Polish","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":52231601291538,"sku":null,"price":14.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0885\/0836\/7122\/files\/IMG_6987.jpg?v=1780019247"},{"product_id":"not-a-kid-s-show","title":"Not A Kid’s Show - Releases 06\/05\/26","description":"\u003cp\u003eThis is the titular shade from our Not A Kid’s Show Collection. It is inspired by tv static\/the colored bars when the station wasnt found. Back in the 90s (and of course earlier), this was a visual as common as the cartoons themselves and we wanted to capture that here!\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eNot A Kid’s Show has a silver and lavender holo glitter base with a multitude of holographic flakes and multichrome flakes that shift blue\/violet, green\/blue\/violet and pink\/orange\/gold. The final effect is sparkly enough that you wouldn’t even mind it if you found that static station again today.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis static-themed \u003cspan\u003enail polish comes in a 15 ml (.5 fl oz) bottle with a paddle brush\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Apocalypse Polish","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":52231601357074,"sku":null,"price":14.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0885\/0836\/7122\/files\/Photo_May_15_2026_12_58_32_PM.jpg?v=1779923680"},{"product_id":"up-up-and-away","title":"Up, Up, And Away - Releases 06\/05\/26","description":"\u003cp\u003eThis shade was inspired by the Superman animated series. It was one of Andy’s favorites in the 90’s and remains a staple character of the superhero genre to this day. “Up Up And Away” is Supermans OG catchphrase so we couldn’t resist using it for this delicious shade.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis raspberry red\/pink jelly has violet holographic micro flakes and oversized blue\/violet shifting ghost flakes. It’s red, it’s blue, and it’s taking us up, up and away.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis super nail polish \u003cspan\u003ecomes in a 15 ml (.5 fl oz) bottle with a paddle brush. \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Apocalypse Polish","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":52231601553682,"sku":null,"price":14.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0885\/0836\/7122\/files\/20260517_110844.jpg?v=1779923260"},{"product_id":"jinkies","title":"Jinkies! - Releases 06\/05\/26","description":"\u003cp\u003eInspired by Velma from the original Scooby Doo cartoon. Who could forget her famous catchphrase, “Jinkies”. A magic word that worked to mean “eureka”, surprise, a universal curse word and all around iconic statement. \u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eScooby Doo played so much with the supernatural only to unveil a very human villain at the end of every episode. Stranger danger was brought into full focus with the “bad guy” always a nearby adult. Who can you trust with that message? Jinkies indeed!\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eJinkies! is a coral glitter flakie bomb with a mixture of orange and pink holographic micro glitters, orange and pink holographic microflakes and UCC multichrome flakes that shift pink\/orange\/gold.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis turtleneck-not-included nail\u003cspan\u003e polish comes in a 15 ml (.5 fl oz) bottle with a paddle\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Apocalypse Polish","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":52231601651986,"sku":null,"price":14.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0885\/0836\/7122\/files\/JINKIES_01.jpg?v=1779922966"},{"product_id":"definitely-not-a-kids-show-bundle","title":"Definitely Not A Kid's Show Bundle - Releases 06\/05\/26","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cbr\u003eThis listing is for the full Not A Kid’s Show Collection, with a 10% discount for bundling. Definitely Not A Kid’s Show Bundle includes 8 juicy and flakie polishes themed around 90’s kid’s shows, plus 1 special guest* shade (included through 06\/30\/2026). The cuticle oils and charity shade** are \u003cspan style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003enot\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e included in this listing. If you are looking for the all in bundle you can find it here : \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/apocalypsepolish.com\/products\/dont-change-the-channel-bundle\" target=\"_blank\" title=\"Don't Change The Channel Bundle\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\"\u003eDon't Change The Channel Bundle\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eYou will receive 1 bottle of each of the following :\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eCall Me, Beep Me\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eCourage (thermal) (gitd)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eUp, Up And Away!\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eTime To Take Over The World\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eOmelette Du Fromage\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eFairly Odd\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eJinkies!\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eNot A Kids Show\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e1 Special Guest* shade\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e*The special guest shade is a bonus shade that you will receive when purchasing a full collection listing during the launch window. It is our gift to you, and a clue of what is to come. The color story, name and theme of this shade will be a preview of the next launch we have planned. It is a special guest visiting from the future! All special guest shades are available for sale at a later date\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e **There is no charity shade in this bundle, so affiliate codes \u003cspan style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"\u003edo\u003c\/span\u003e work on this listing\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Apocalypse Polish","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":52231959085330,"sku":null,"price":99.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0885\/0836\/7122\/files\/294CA509-0A31-4675-B103-E8966BF806AB.jpg?v=1780195226"},{"product_id":"dont-change-the-channel-bundle","title":"Don't Change The Channel! Bundle - Releases 06\/05\/26","description":"\u003cp\u003eThis listing is for the full Not A Kid’s Show Collection and includes a 15% discount for bundling. The Don’t Change The Channel Bundle everything from the Not A Kids Show Collection including cuticle oils \u003cem\u003eand \u003c\/em\u003ethe charity shade. If you are looking for the bundle with just the main collection polishes you can find that here : \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/apocalypsepolish.com\/products\/definitely-not-a-kids-show-bundle\" target=\"_blank\" title=\"(included through 06\/30\/2026)\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\"\u003eDefinitely Not A Kid's Show Bundle\u003c\/a\u003e\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/apocalypsepolish.com\/products\/do-you-guys-ever-think-about-dying-releases-07-04-25\" title=\"(included through 06\/30\/2026)\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\" target=\"_blank\"\u003e\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThe Don’t Change The Channel Bundle \u003c\/span\u003eincludes 8 juicy and flakie polishes themed around 90’s kid’s shows, our charity shade for this release plus 1 special guest* shade (included through 06\/30\/2026), for a total of 10 polishes. You will also receive 3 breakfast themed cuticle oils. We will be donating $7 from purchases of this listing to Rainbow Railroad**. \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eYou’re not going to want to change the channel when this show starts to roll! You will receive 1 bottle of each of the following :\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e Polishes :\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eCall Me, Beep Me\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eCourage (thermal) (gitd)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eUp, Up And Away!\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eTime To Take Over The World\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eOmelette Du Fromage\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eFairly Odd\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eJinkies!\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eNot A Kids Show\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eThis Is You, No More Hiding ($7 donated to Rainbow Railroad)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e1 Special Guest* shade\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eCuticle Oils :\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eMom and Dad\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eAye, Aye, Captain!\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eBottom Of The Cereal Bowl\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e*The special guest shade is a bonus shade that you will receive when purchasing a full collection listing during the launch window. It is our gift to you, and a clue of what is to come. The color story, name and theme of this shade will be a preview of the next launch we have planned. It is a special guest visiting from the future! All special guest shades are available for sale at a later date.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e**Due to the donation, affiliate discount codes do not work on this listing\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Apocalypse Polish","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":52231969145106,"sku":null,"price":130.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0885\/0836\/7122\/files\/CBB3D375-80B7-4AC1-AF0A-55F7EA23057E.jpg?v=1780195226"},{"product_id":"saturday-morning-cartoons","title":"Saturday Morning Cartoons","description":"\u003cp\u003eInspired by saturday morning cartoons and the magical moments they brought.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis periwinkle jelly has violet holographic glitter microflakes and irridescent flakes that shift pink\/purple\/gold. \u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThis shade was originally the special guest for our Fallout Glitter Never Changes Collection. 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